Party noisemakers...

Shocked by the novel concept that the seats are not theirs for life, current members of the Rochester Republican Committee are back to their old tricks. They go around town making noise, smearing the candidates challenging them in the Primary to be held on September 18.

We realize that the Committee members are committing this under influence (Marijane Knudsen's that is). Nevertheless, we'd like to help. We provide below the LIST "A" of the Candidates supported by the Republican Club, and the LIST "B" of the rumors the incumbents may want to start spreading. All they have to do is pair a Candidate with a rumor, then make some noise while throwing mud hoping that some will stick.

A. Republican Committee Candidates

Imre Beke
Malena Callen
Carl Chipman
Randy Hornbeck
Frank Kortright
Tricia Kortright
Manuela Mihailescu
David O'Halloran
Shane Ricks

B. Rumors to be spread

Operates pornographic websites...
Has three legs and counting...
Knows how to spell D-E-M-O-C-R-A-C-Y...
Is not a "concerned Republican..."
Had a cold one in the summer of '69...
Is not a RINO as you know who...
Can walk and chew gum simultaneously...
Does not buy from Pam's Club...

Remember the headline? Party noisemakers? GOP is the Party, Elbert Dejager is one of the noisemakers.