Francis Gray for Cell Tower

Mr. Francis Gray — our beloved councilman — has a huge problem: he can't tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help him God. Even his friends spread his lies, but that's a different story, to be addressed later.

For now, we just want to propose a way he could best serve the town after the coming election: based on his strengths, he would make a pretty impressive cell tower...